The 3rd annual Trail of Michigan Authors Event features over 50 of Michigan's finest authors. (Including me!) So mark your calendar - and be sure to stop in this Saturday - October 28th - to meet Michigan based authors, talk writing, get your book signed, and more!
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FREE for the month of October! A quick read, this TRUE STORY is certain to be appreciated by anyone that is married or has a significant other. Told with humor and pitch-perfect timing, Sweet Revenge is a laugh out loud story sure to be retold again and again over the dinner table. Great for those moments when you need a quick smile. Includes a bonus excerpt from Priceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous Sayings. #SweetRevenge
Amazon: http://getbook.at/SweetRevenge Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-revenge-kristi-porter Apple/Itunes (IBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/sweet-revenge/id555747564 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/sweet-revenge-22 Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/177420 The featured book for August is... BABIES COME FROM WHERE?!? Funny Happens When Kids Explain Pregnancy & Birth! (and it's on sale! $0.99!)
Have you ever asked a young child where THEY thought babies come from? This teacher did - and the answers will delight you. Intended for adults, but family friendly, Babies Come From…Where?!? is the result of hundreds of interviews with children ages three to twelve, who were simply asked “Where do you think babies come from?” and allowed to answer freely, giving as much or as little explanation as they saw fit. Their candid, uncensored and often hilarious answers have been collected and made available for all to enjoy in this delightful little book that is sure to be a favorite for years to come. Amazon Smartlink: http://smarturl.it/babyfrom Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/babies-come-from…/1122161776 Apple (itunes/ibooks): https://itunes.apple.com/…/babies-come-from...…/id1083125520 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/…/babies-come-from-where-funny-… Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/535794 July's Featured Book: How to Tell When You're Really Old - Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age!7/9/2016 Kids say the funniest things don’t they? Now you can enjoy hundreds of those funny tidbits with the latest book in the “Funny Happens…” book series - How to Tell When You’re Really Old - Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age! Intended for adults, but family friendly, this book is the result of hundreds of interviews with children aged three to twelve, who were asked to explain how they could tell when someone was really old. Their candid, uncensored, and often hilarious answers will not only make you rethink the aging process, but are sure to become instant favorites for readers of all ages. So sit back and laugh along as you discover the “truth” about aging - as only young children can tell it! Available in both paperback & eBook versions! Makes a great gift! Amazon Smartlink: http://smarturl.it/reallyold Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-tell-when-youre-really-old-kristi-porter/1122449682 Apple (ITunes/Ibooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/how-to-tell-when-youre-really/id1085220693 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/how-to-tell-when-you-re-really-old-funny-happens-when-kids-define-old-age Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/614974 Pedaling My Ass Off is a weight loss story... well, kinda. Anyone who has tried, and failed, to lose weight - especially by exercising - will appreciate this humorous true story. Perfect for a quick read. Includes an excerpt from How to Tell When You're Really Old - Funny Happens When Kids Define Old Age!
~ Amazon Smartlink: http://smarturl.it/pedaling ~ Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/pedaling-my-ass-off-a-weight-loss-story-well-kinda-kristi-porter/1112135498 ~ Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-CA/ebook/pedaling-my-ass-off-a-weight-loss-story-well-kinda ~ Apple (iTunes/iBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/pedaling-my-ass-off-weight/id545538807 ~ Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/178661 ARE YOUR KIDS SAFE?? ARE YOU SURE?? Written by an award winning teacher, Stranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About Strangers is a must read guide for today’s parents. This easy to read, step by step guide gives parents age appropriate words and activities to use with even the youngest of children. Covering everything from who is a stranger, to when and how to fight back, this small book help parents and caregivers of children ages 3-8, teach kids about strangers in a fun, interactive, and age appropriate way - without scaring them. It even includes chapters on dealing with good touch/bad touch issues, and teaching kids what to do when they get lost. This book fills a most important niche in the stranger danger genre - and is the ONLY stranger danger book that focuses on teaching kids under the age of eight how to stay safe!
ON SALE MAY 6-8. ONLY $1.99! Amazon Smartlink: http://smarturl.it/strangerdanger Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1117072286 Apple (iTunes/iBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/stranger-danger-how-to-talk/id881047360 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/stranger-danger-how-to-talk-to-kids-about-strangers Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/354630 This months FREE book is Sooner or Later... You Will Get Caught. This fun read begins with a young girl, and her budding career in parental note forgery. Thirty years later, it comes back to haunt her in the most amusing way - proving once and for all that what goes around, comes around! Perfect short read for those ‘waiting for the kids to get out of school/practice/etc.’ moments. Includes a bonus excerpt from Stranger Danger - How to Talk to Kids About Strangers.
AmazonSmartlink: http://smarturl.it/sooner Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/1112683726 Apple (iTunes/iBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/id553036464 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/sooner-or-later-you-will-get-caught Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/177949 This months featured book is Priceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous Sayings. This teacher asked her students to provide the ending to some famous proverbs and sayings. The result? Priceless! Their candid, uncensored, and oftentimes exquisite answers, combined with their crayon illustrations, are both hysterical and highly relatable in this laugh out loud collection called… Priceless Proverbs. Available in both eBook and print editions - this book is family friendly, but intended for adults. Makes a great gift!. Amazon Smartlink: http://smarturl.it/priceless1 Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/priceless-proverbs-kristi-porter/1120360249 Apple (iTunes/iBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/priceless-proverbs/id918252583 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/priceless-proverbs Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/474588 NEED A LAUGH? Check out this months featured book! Intended for adults but family friendly, Babies Come From…Where?!? is the result of hundreds of interviews with children ages three to twelve, who were simply asked “Where do you think babies come from?” and allowed to answer freely, giving as much or as little explanation as they saw fit. Their candid, uncensored and often hilarious answers have now been collected, and made available for all to enjoy in this delightful little book that is sure to be a favorite for years to come. Available in both print and eBook editions - wherever books are sold!
Amazon Smart Link: http://smarturl.it/babyfrom Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/babies-come-from-where-kristi-porter/1122161776 Apple (itunes/ibooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/babies-come-from...-where/id1083125520 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/babies-come-from-where-funny-happens-when-kids-explain-pregnancy-birth Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/535794 FREE for the month of February! A quick read, this TRUE STORY is certain to be appreciated by anyone that is married or has a significant other. Told with humor and pitch-perfect timing, Sweet Revenge is a laugh out loud story sure to be retold again and again over the dinner table. Great for those moments when you need a quick smile. Includes a bonus excerpt from Priceless Proverbs - Funny Happens When Kids Finish Famous Sayings! Amazon: http://smarturl.it/Sweet-Revenge Barnes & Noble (Nook): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/sweet-revenge-kristi-porter Apple/Itunes (IBooks): https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/sweet-revenge/id555747564 Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/sweet-revenge-22 Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/177420 |
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